I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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