Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
She needs sedatives and a leash
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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