I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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