He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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