Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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