OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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