Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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