you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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