Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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