yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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