I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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