"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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