well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
