I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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