found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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