My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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