i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
a search helicopter?!
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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