There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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