We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I enjoy the company of your penis
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