nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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