You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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