Do you still have your period?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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