Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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