I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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