Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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