i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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