Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
