she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I got inside last night via doggy door
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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