To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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