He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Randomize
