SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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