Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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