Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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