This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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