idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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