Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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