the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
