This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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