he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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