the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
