Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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