no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
We had to coat check the pizza.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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