Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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