She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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