Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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