ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It's never too late to be topless.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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