Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Panties = found
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