i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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