Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize