sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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