names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Drake has all the answers
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's shark week go big or go home
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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