I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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