like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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