I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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