I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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