I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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