I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Randomize
