And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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