This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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