I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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