im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You don't make any sense
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Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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