People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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